Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 07, 2023

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Zachary Brooks

Kid who doesn't go an hour without talking about fortnite. Will only eat foods where he can lick the dust of his fingers. Will make weird sexual comments and whisper them in you ear and is obsessed with screaming the word "if." Overall great guy. fortnite} cheetos morefortnite

Guy1: "Yo man did you see the new fortnite update"

Guy2: "Calm down Zachary Brooks"

Guy1:"Yo you want this sandwich"
Guy2: "No, I only eat food where I can lick the dust of my fingers"
Guy1: "Ok Zachary Brooks"

by Fortnite Default Dance December 19, 2018

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Zachary Wilson

Man ho cheats on every girl he dates. Refuses to grow up. Loves going back to the girl he “beat”

Sucks at being a player, he is always getting caught.

Eww there goes Zachary Wilson

by Smalltownqueen18 March 14, 2022

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zachary ml

daddiest daddy of the daddies. hot and cute and most huggable human being frfrrrfrrrrfr. literal definition of comfort person !! like kiss me oml
~ur bbg

zachary ml ! happy bfs day😭😭💞

by ur moms whore ok October 03, 2022

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