Vag-fat

refers to a skank or whore's vagina that has started sagging from a shit load of use.
person 1: Dude I can't wait to bang her
person 2: I wouldn't bang that! She's got vag-fat
person 1: Ew. dude, screw that I'm gonna go bang your siter instead.
by Pimpster7 September 19, 2007
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athlete's vag

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names tinea twat and fungal tunnel. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

Causes an itchy, smelly, infectious vag that is a danger to others who enter it.
1. Mike accidentally put his dick in Cassy's athlete's vag. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank athlete's vag.
by vagdoc October 13, 2011
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tap the vag

Expression used by gay men referring to experimental heterosexual intercourse.
"Dude, how many times did you tap the vag before you discovered you were gay?"

"Yeah, Steve's boyfriend was really pissed when he found out Steve was tapping the vag with his sister!"
by J. Curtis June 21, 2006
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swamp vag

When a girl forgets to change her tampon for too long a time, thus producing a seriously rank odor.
Ugh, I've been so busy I've got swamp vag.
by LahDeeDah August 22, 2007
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vagging out

The act of having a nervous attack over a small event; freaking out to the point where everyone thinks you're a pansy.
When he saw the spider in his room, he totally vagged out and asked his girlfriend to kill it.

Dude, she totally didn't mean to defriend you on Myspace; quit vagging out.
by Quiet Riot October 20, 2006
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Vag Fest

1. A huge group of girls having fun with no boys around

2. A group of girls dancing together at a Frat party, with no boys around.

3. A group of lesbians...with vaginas
1. Bring on the sausages I can't stand this vag fest.

2. Let's go back upstairs, there's a vag fest on the dance floor.

3. When life hands you lemons, run away from the vag fest.
by Jaq Nizzle March 02, 2009
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Sly Vag

A vagina that is so stretched out that you could throw various objects such as bowling balls, tables, refrigerators, and bodies, etc into it.
Nicole has such a sly vag that Mark could seriously throw his whole body into it. It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
by Real World Clinton December 07, 2006
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