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Teacher Lag

The term for trying to stall a teacher because you are bored as fuck.
Teacher - 2+2 = 4
Jimmy - (Thats Easy) I DONT GET IT
Jimmy used Teacher Lag
by eliasnajmclaire November 18, 2013
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theatre teacher

A teacher known by all the school as “that teacher”.

Runs off of Diet Coke & coffee

Responsible for 100s of lives participating in the program which is harder because theatre kids are reckless with their lives and aren’t great with social cues.
Bless these teachers because without them the theatre kids would be disastrously ruling the world and forcing everyone To speak in the iambic pentameter.
1. “What is that teacher doing!”
“ oh don’t worry. It’s the theatre teacher.”
2. “Did that teacher just tell her student she needs to hate life more.”
“It’s the theatre teacher.”
by lili grace October 4, 2017
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Old teachers

tell stories of there past are forgetful want to get your grades up anyway possible
I swear old teachers retire 5 times
by kidsinmybasement123 December 12, 2019
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substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of
You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)
by Dirge February 13, 2005
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Teachers Crotch

The area above the vagina, but under the belly button. The lower stomach. Teachers crotch appears/happens, when middle aged women raise their waistline. Thus a pouch or sac is exposed.
Dude, she was standing there with "teachers crotch" just blazing in the sun!
by withee74 July 10, 2009
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student teacher

A person that is going into the teaching profession that must first adhere to an extensive amount of work dealing with kids that don't consider you as a teacher, but more like a big brother. They get paid nothing and often have to do more work than a teacher.
"Have you met the new student teacher from MSU?"
by Kyle d k May 30, 2008
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teacher's wordplay

A joke made by school teacher with the aim of threatening his/her pupils in a stylish manner. These jokes fall flat on their face 100% of the time and only result in the class taking the teacher even less seriously. This disciplinary technique was pretty much outdated before they even started using it, yet still it is resorted to by teachers across the globe who can't control a class for shit.
Examples of teacher's wordplay:

Teacher: "OK, I can see we're having a lovely discussion here... perhaps you can come back and continue your lovely discussion at lunchtime!"
Pupils: "Ha, good one sir."

Teacher: "Right, if you keep talking, you'll be talking your self into a detention."
Pupils: "Ouch, that was cold blooded, sir."

Teacher: "Well, you're all chatting away, so you must all be finished! I guess it's time I set you some extra work!"
Pupils: "Ha, excellent wordplay, sir."

Teacher: "Odd, I asked for silence, but that's not my idea of silence."
Pupils: "I bet it isn't, sir!"

Teacher: "You haven't quite got the hang of being quiet. Maybe we can come back at lunchtime and practice it?"
Pupil: "Ha-de-fucking-ha, sir."
by Atomik Spongface August 14, 2008
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