Jon Snowflake

One who knows nothing, yet is offended by everything.

Jon: MAGA hats are racist!

Knowledgeable and rational adult: *sigh* You know NOTHING, Jon Snowflake.

by Mr. Peas April 15, 2019

jon man

Some guy named Jon Man

Hey, Jon Man!

by Greenberries349 December 17, 2017

A Jon Carty

A person with super human immunity.

I didn’t catch Covid so I must have a Jon Carty

by SdjrHarry February 14, 2022

Jon Walker

The man with the Magnum Dong.

Jon Walker, in the showers: oh oh OH O, I dropped, my MONSTER CONDOM that I use for my M A G N U M D O N G

by Beter Bentz August 15, 2018

jon zito

A huge ass fuckboy that has a one inch penis who's will cheat on the most prettiest girls ever.

Jon Zito is such a fuckboy and has a tiny dick!

Yeah! I heard he cheated on Taylor for Emma and Emma is ugly Taylor isn't!

by Jon Zito August 24, 2016

bia & jon

a confusing relationship thats almost like dating where they both love eachother but live too far away to make anything happen <3333

friend: omg we r jus like bia & jon
friend 2: omg how?
friend: we r a couple that doesn’t date 😍😍

by bi0nca April 21, 2019

jon roton

mcnoalds ceo

wow that guy is jon roton,.,./

by not jon roton March 24, 2021