im a goat

a person that is the best of the best and nobody can beat him

greatest of all time

im a goat you bad kids

by Shocker33 January 8, 2017

felicia the goat

what makes u think. im not in love.

“How could u know?….what’s best for us?”
“why am I here? standing alone?”
“cause I thought.”
“I thought you wanted to dance.”
- felicia the goat

by zzawmbify May 29, 2022

Nigger goat

1. A black goat.
2. A black guy that is a goat at something.

1. "Oh look it's a Nigger goat!"
2. "That guy is a Nigger goat at Fortnite my guy."

by pepethepeepee December 20, 2020

hitler the goat

Savior of our world

Hitler the goat died too young we need a new one

by HitlerTheGoat August 9, 2017

Goat Punched

To get so hammered on booze as to be unable to function properly. Must involve copious amounts of puking, and possible unconsciousness. Lack of memory and resisting assistance are also likely symptoms. Inability to walk without assistance is another symptom. In short, to get extremely drunk.

Man, did you see John chugging that .40 last night?

Yeah dude, he got totally Goat Punched!

by bigbadbick January 5, 2008

Buffalo Goat

A combination of buffalo bill and the goat. During a buffalo goat, a man tucks his penis behind his thighs, only showing a triangle of pubic hair. He then proceeds to quickly turn around, thus giving the audience "the goat," completing the buffalo goat. Preferably done on chatroulette or in public.

"Is that a guy or a woman."

"Dude, it's a woman. Wait, maybe it is a dude."

(Gives buffalo goat)

"Yeah, that's a dude."

by 3000labels May 20, 2010

goat goudger

To have intercourse with a goat

I heard your Dad is a goat goudger.

by Eric Buzz. April 28, 2007