shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.

Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.

by capedcrusader March 30, 2012

Cape Carteret

A suburb of nothing full of idiots, transplants, and bubbas (the north carolina trio of the damned) who think a leased "luxury" pickup truck and mortgage on a 300k tract home is a sign of wealth.

Cape Carteret truly is the land of the 80k a year millionaire.

by jennitayla69 March 20, 2021

Cape May Carver

A sandwich of unknown origin, comprised of dry off brand white bread encompassing an obnoxious slab of baloney or baloney related product i. e. Spam or Spam knock off. This sandwich contains no condiments and has been seen in baggies in Cape May since the Reagan administration.

“I’d rather eat a wet asshole than a dry Cape May Carver”

by PannyRipper April 18, 2024

Cape Cor

Probably one of the most boring and active places in Florida
Known for scene kids and crack
FULL OF OLD PEOPLE YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Snowbirds(tons)
People who go WAAAAAAAY to slow
If you live ther good luck
Probably best know for our local Sunsplash

Person 1: Have you been to Cape Coral
Person 2: Nah
Person 1: Probably a good thing

by Heyqt5590 February 25, 2021

Cape Cod The Musical

A musical based on a group of five naked chinese men on a fishing boat on an ocean of cape cod.

Omg! Me, nick, and jonmichael went to see cape cod the musical, and it gave me boners everytime throughout the musical

by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018

Cape

When the man uses protection during sexual activity.

*Jae is such a good dude he CAPED it so no babies for us.

*Word on the street he CAPES when he masturbates instead of a towel.

*Cape that cucumber

by Magic Word Maker Wizard August 23, 2022