Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"
Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016
by POTtybreak February 27, 2016
1. To look through your closet and discover articles of clothing you:
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
a. Forgot you bought/owned.
b. Haven't worn in a while.
c. Have been saving for when you can finally fit into them again.
2. To go through all the clothing you own and put together new outfit combinations that you never thought of before.
1.
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
a. "Oh wow, I bought that top months ago and never wore it! Closet shopping is awesome!"
b. "I think the last time I wore this dress was when I went on that blind date in February. The date was shit, but damn did I look good."
c. "Holy fuck, these were the jeans I wore almost every day in high school. I don't remember why I kept them all this time. Oh yeah, that's right, I lost my virginity wearing these. Sweet."
2. "Why didn't I ever think of wearing this striped sweater vest with my plaid shirt? Bet I'll get ALL the drunk hipster chicks now."
by An Asian Girl December 07, 2011
by Jut36 October 29, 2009
when a guy and a guy get into a closet to engaging in sexual activity in the closet without anybody else knowing while they have a dance party alone.
A: i heard you played seven minutes in heaven with dalton at the party last night
B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time
B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time
by god of derp October 03, 2011
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 08, 2016
Someone who’s in the closet about there gender or sexual orientation and says and does homophobic and/or sexist thing as a means to cover up the fact that there in the closet
by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021