canadian greta

the canadian water girl autumn peltier

yo bro did you see canadian greta at parliament

by sea walrus February 23, 2020

Canadian Apple

When you contort someone’s body so well they can lick there own bunghole. It’s like playing your own rusty trombone.

Me: Did you fight him?
Brad: Yea, I wrapped him up so well he could give himself a Canadian Apple.

by Wolfpack34 May 25, 2019

canadian jackrabbit

A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".

Guy1: I'm going to give Karen from econ a Canadian jackrabbit.

Guy 2: I'm so jealous.

by snagglesnark March 20, 2014

Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

by beingcatfishedrn October 09, 2018

Canadian Handjob

just the balls

"Brett, did you get some last night?" "Yeah but just a Canadian Handjob"

by Salt18 November 18, 2016

Canadian Carpool

Performing a threesome in a canoe, preferably while wearing Canadian tuxedos.

That was a great Canadian Carpool we had yesterday. Let's get some Tim Horton's.

by Gabemoto April 14, 2014

Canadian Butthole

A maple donut with bacon.

Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.

by Remo Gold August 07, 2019