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Cunt tent

When a vagina is loose enough to be stretched over your head. Not to be confused with the word content.
It was so cold outside so I used my cunt tent to keep warm.
by Thenig187 April 19, 2018
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Tent trailer

A cheap camper that more closely resembles a tent than an actual camper.
Hey Aude, should we sleep in the car or get a tent trailer?
by Hampton2022 August 23, 2022
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Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.
Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.
by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024
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expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?
by Meaty M October 28, 2019
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Tent city chick

A person with a vagina nowadays,has a seemingly homeless girl tan, looks like she's been around the block 5 thousand times to all her "guy" friends, has a crackhead mentality without even knowing, hates showers , says the word "girl" way too much, and speaks with a southern accent.
Look at all those tent city chicks selling them selves.
by Roger Walter lookalike January 25, 2023
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chocolate tent

Trying to fart under the blanket in attempts to stink out the person you're sharing a blanket with gone horribly wrong.

A variation of Dutch Oven where shits instead of farts.
I tried ti Dutch oven your mom and it turned into a chocolate tent.
by Jack Dang3r September 13, 2015
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Pitching tent

Having a rock-hard boner —usually involuntarily, and often a teenage phenomenon.
“Bra, I was seriously pitching tent when that bombshell entered the sauna... I couldn’t help it bra.”
by Dutch Bra July 26, 2018
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