rooster stopper

Synonym for cock-blocker that is acceptable for broadcast TV.

Ross: "I was about to ask out that model when Joey walked up and rooster stopped me."
Chandler: "Could he BE anymore of a rooster stopper?"

by FriendsFan69 July 26, 2011

Rooster Stomped

While using a sniper in Call of Duty, You run and Halo jump then shove the barrel into the opponent to where its impossible to miss the shot.

Screw quick scoping, that noob just got rooster stomped!

by ndpendent November 5, 2011

Cork Stopper

Just as a male is about to ejaculate, he puts an item into his urethral opening to prevent ejaculation from occurring.

"Bob was about to cum, when his mom entered his room, and he had to do a cork stopper."

by Supaphly October 28, 2013

Twat Stopper

An alternate way to say ' tampon', meant to be intentionally offensive to uptight people or amusing to the dirty minded.

My girl is on her period, I got sent to get her some twat stoppers.

by SevenEvils April 18, 2015

Hole Stopper

When a super plus tampon is used to stop the bleeding in a bullet hole.

Rebecca- Why do you have TAMPONS in your pocket?

Adam-I DESPERATELY need them on me at all times for a Hole Stopper.

Rebecca- Umm... okayyy... *unfriends on facebook:.:

by CrunchyButthole1029 December 9, 2016

Dick Stopper

Dick Stopper, when a male wakes up with a morning wood piss rager, and is half cock eyed. Commences to run for the bath room but instead runs piss hard-on first into the frame of the doorway.

Jack in all his glory woke up from a rancid dream and took a Dick Stopper into the doorway as he ran for the bathroom.

by Dms79 December 14, 2017

Titty Stopper

The Titty Stopper is made of all natural ingredients. It is supposed to help you breast addicted children to get off of your nipple for milk. This remedy is made of siracha, cinnamon, salt, and rice vinegar.

“Oh my gosh! Brittany you have to try this new remedy called the Titty Stopper!”

by Tt_favorite February 9, 2018