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clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion
Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.
by Dan.k May 8, 2014
mugGet the clean and steammug.

steam table

When you shit on someone's stomach while they are in the wheel yoga pose.
I made a steam table on Jared during hot yoga, and everyone had to clear the room.
by jynxuome April 14, 2021
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Steaming Hulk

One of the worst presents that one can give/receive in a public bathroom. The massive doody is dark green with the remnants of a healthy diet. Upon contact with the toilet water, this hot dropping initiates plenty of water vapor. It's best not to flush; flushing only makes it angrier...
Clese: "Yo, weren't you going to the bathroom?"
Langston: "No way! There was a steaming hulk in there!"
by Badoge May 17, 2016
mugGet the Steaming Hulkmug.

steaming cup

Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.

A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."

"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."

"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"

"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
by barkin26 May 20, 2013
mugGet the steaming cupmug.

Steam-clean

Bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in a hot shower to rinse out your butthole & crack.
You can toss my salad, I did a steam-clean earlier today.
by SBtay December 31, 2016
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Steaming Hillenturd

A person that keeps shoving the words in Stephen Hillenburg's mouth about him not wanting any spin-offs of Spongebob and making jokes about Nickelodeon disrepecting his grave for money
Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg said no spin-offs!
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: You're a Steaming Hillenturd for shoving the words in a his mouth
by R33001 December 12, 2021
mugGet the Steaming Hillenturdmug.

Steaming Charlie

I was in the bathroom, brushing my teeth and my wife let out a Steaming Charlie in the shower.
by Snarfy74 April 2, 2020
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