Steam Roller

Something you use to try and crush your step brother’s great grandson in stopped time. Works better if your hair is blond and have been stuck at the bottom of the ocean for a century.
See Dio Brando

-WRRYYYYYYYYY ! ROAD ROLLER!!
-ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! Your steam roller cannot stop me!

by A failure and a dissapointment December 11, 2019

Steaming Hillenturd

A person who says that Stephen Hillenburg (the creator of Spongebob Squarepants) didn't want any spin-offs, and that Nickelodeon is breaking his rules and disrespecting his legacy and his grave

Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg didn't want any spin-offs, Nickelodeon broke his rules
Person 2: Then you're a Steaming Hillenturd

by R33001 December 11, 2021

Steam Sale

Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.

Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"

Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

steamed pickle

Dropping the dick in a girls hot box while in a sauna.

I gave that bitch a steamed pickle at the YMCA.

by eckskape May 14, 2014

Steam Machine

The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.

person 1: did you hear about benjamin?

person 2: no, what happened?

person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.

person 2: ruptured?

person 1: yeah, ruptured.

by r.i.p. machine john January 26, 2020

Steaming Charlie

A hot shower fart

I was in the bathroom, brushing my teeth and my wife let out a Steaming Charlie in the shower.

by Snarfy74 April 2, 2020

Steaming Hillenturd

A person that keeps shoving the words in Stephen Hillenburg's mouth about him not wanting any spin-offs of Spongebob and making jokes about Nickelodeon disrepecting his grave for money

Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg said no spin-offs!
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: You're a Steaming Hillenturd for shoving the words in a his mouth

by R33001 December 12, 2021