Kaleb’s Spaghetti

To be boring or bland, lacking seasoning or flavor. Can be used to describe someone’s personality/ over all demeanor or cooking.

The friends you brought a long are totally Kaleb’s spaghetti, they were such a drag.

by Kalebsworstfan January 28, 2020

spaghetti and meatballs

When the man take a load on the girl's hair, twirls it around his penis, and then makes the girl give him a blowjob.

Ricardo came over last night forced fed me spaghetti and meatballs.

by meatballersforeva January 16, 2011

Spaghetti Men

A tangled group of grappling men. This occurs when a fight ends up on the ground and a seires of attempted submission moves creates extreamly homoerotic positions; a phenomenon that is most often seen during UFC fights.

Chris: Did you catch the fight last night?

Paul: Ya, it was pretty cool until it turned into a match of spaghetti men. The Phillipino guy started rubbing his stubble between the black dude's ass, and it looked like he would win, until the black guy slid his scrotum across the Phillipino's face.

Chris: Wow.

by Sir Grapefellow October 30, 2010

catch spaghetti

the threat of physical harm

you touch my cupcake and you're gonna catch spaghetti

by Anonymous August 29, 2003

Spaghetti Twirl

A sexual act where while one man gives another man a rimjob, he twirls his tongue around the other man's anus hairs

Brian spaghetti twirled Ryan butthole and got hair stuck in his teeth.

by B-Viddy March 23, 2008

spaghetti junction

The most congested merging of roads in Minneapolis. The point where 35W and 62 meet in a traffic mess.

Person 1: "How do you go home from work?"
Person 2: "I take 35W"
Person 1: "Oh that sucks."
Person 2: No, my exit is before spaghetti junction."

by Fedboy February 8, 2005

Spaghetti Factory

Using your tounge to push poo out through your gaps in your teeth to make pooey strings like a Play Doh Spaghetti Factory. It may be your own poo or someone you do or do not know.

She shit on my lap on the way to a date party so I felt I needed to give her the Spaghetti Factory

by Tronicon September 5, 2010