Shanghai Slider

A sexual act in which one partner heavily lubricates their hand and circles their hand around the other partner’s balls(at the base) and then quickly brings the hand down ringing the balls like a bell creating a gong noise.

Joe: “bro less than thirty minutes ago I got railed in the nuts by a Shanghai Slider”
Bill: “bruhhh... what??!”

by GhengisKangaroo August 7, 2019

Green Spider

A spider that is green as it lives in Chernobyl

Oh no there is a green spider. If it bites me I will turn into rip off spider man

by This was actually 2013 but ye April 21, 2020

Some Gay Spider

The eight legged fiend of gay living in hypno

"Ah shit, looks like some gay spider is twlking about cum again."
"YOU CANT STOP ME!"

by Some gay spider February 17, 2021

Spider Poop

When one person is sitting on the toilet pooping and another person sits on their lap facing them and poops at the same time.

If we were in love we would spider poop.

by Jessica ;p October 31, 2008

Kansas City Slider

A hand job lubricated with barbeque sauce. (Preferrably KC Masterpiece brand)

I was initially apprehensive in my new pair of Helmut Lang jeans... However, I figured any residual barbeque lube from the KC Slider (I was about to be served) could be made to look intentional and therefore charged to the game.

by C. Krueger Ivy League September 30, 2004

Spider Bites

Two piercings on lower lip (can also be two on both sides of lip = 4 piercings) mainly only 2 done

Vanessa only has one set of Spider Bites, but they still look good.

by SPiDER_BiTTEN January 23, 2009

spider man

When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.

I jerked off,then snuck up on my girlfriend so i could spiderman that shit all over her.

by kahner May 2, 2005