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Sneak Dickin'

A person that has defined themselves, publicly, as a straight heterosexual male or a homosexual female/lesbian that enjoys, in private or downlow, penetration from someone who owns the sexual organ of a penis.

A 'straight lesbian' is one that be sneak dickin' in private. - This type of lesbian claims to be fully gay, but are either repressing their bisexuality, not fully accepting of their homosexuality, or defines themselves as straight and lesbian.

A 'straight male' that be sneak dickin' in private. - is one that 'justifies' their homosexuality or represses their sexuality instead of accepting that they may be a homosexual man or a bisexual male.
She says she's a lesbian, but she be sneak dickin'.
Yeah, she said she was a gold-star lesbian, but we all know she sneak dickin' on the weekends.

He got a wife, but when she ain't around he be sneak dickin'
He claim he straight, but in jail he be sneak dickin'.
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Sneak Nation

When you stealthin around big time you become member of sneak nation. The best sneak nation member will become president of sneak nation
I'm a member of Sneak Nation...
Sneak Nation by SneakNation January 7, 2026

Corbin The Small Sneak

he is the smallest sneak their is!!
Corbin the small sneak is the smallest sneak their is eva!!!!!!!!!!

Hide and Sneak 

instead of being forthright and honest with their actions, these people think its easier to hide from you then sneak around to avoid reality.
Hey, I saw your girlfriend at the bar across town. I thought she said she was going to church tonight. She must be playing Hide and Sneak.
Hide and Sneak by knowconcept December 28, 2023

The Guantanamo unholy Sneak Attack 

This is when a terrorist prisoner Is stewing around in his cell with nothing better to do. He’s feeling bored so he goes and chats with his other loser terrorist buddies obviously plotting something.

Then later he goes into his neighbors cell and begins ass fucking him and as he’s about to cum he pulls out and seemlessly shoves a stick of dynamite in his ass blowing him to smithereens.

The other terrorists golf clap.
“Yo Mustafo. This prison shit sucks. I’m gonna give the new guy the Guantanamo unholy sneak attack after lunch. Get some entertainment going around here.”

“That’s gonna be messy, but it sure beats movie night. I can’t watch Shawshank again.”

My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy

Something a dumb motherfucker would say when they're given something that's arguably enjoyable to every normal person in the fucking world, used by the other party in mocking connotation
Party 1: "Bro, my girlfriend's sex game is too good, it's distracting me from the game"
Party 2: "Waiter! Waiter! My lobster's too buttery and my steak is too juicy! Shut your bitch ass up"

S.A.K.B. (Sneaks Always Knows Best) 

Sneaks do what is best for their people and have every right to make whatever decisions they want to make for his friends. Everyone says it’s best to always listen to sneaks because sneaks never gonna moneybagg yo you daddy🤝
P1: Yo should i take that sophomore to the party
P2: What did sneaks say
P1: He said naw
P2: Hey man, S.A.K.B. (Sneaks Always Knows Best) 🤷🏽 ♂️