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slippery susan 

noun: a sexual act when one partner receives an enema, ejaculates said enema all over a linoleum or tiled floor, and then the other partner slides in barefoot upon the ejaculate and performs anal intercourse on the freshly rinsed partner
Man look at that girl! I'm one hot water bottle away from giving her a slippery Susan...
slippery susan by KountKaos December 14, 2014

Slippery Sam 

While a girl shower's you jizz on the floor so when she steps out she slips and falls in seamen
"Dude my girlfriend pissed me off so when she showered i gave her the Slippery Sam"

"Awesome"

"Yeah, she cracked her head though"
Slippery Sam by Rob-e January 1, 2008

slippery finger

Giving thy loved one a tickle up the rat using 1 or more fingers.
the chinese boy, was giving her the slippery finger.
slippery finger by fanny adams December 1, 2007

Slippery Pete 

A teen boy who gets very sweaty and starts dripping sweat within minutes. Therefore getting "slippery."
Mikey was jumping so much on the trampoline, he became a slippery pete!

He was slipping all over the trampoline just like pete would do!
Slippery Pete by alienZ September 4, 2014

Slippery Sherlock 

When climbing out of the bath, you accidentally slap your sister across the face with your penis. Intentionally or unintentionally
Have you seen Ricky lately, he's in pieces. He accidentally gave his sister a slippery sherlock last night and she liked it!
Slippery Sherlock by andygamblin February 28, 2009

slippery snickers 

upon having sex in the missionairy position, the man pulls out, and splooges all over the womans chest. Immediatly switching stances, dumps on top of his load, therefore allowing, the load to slide down the load.
i'd give that bitch a slippery snickers