similoser

someone who uses similes WAY TOO OFTEN!!!

"I'm out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs"

"Procrastination is like Masturbation. Sure, it's great at first, but sooner or later you figure that you're pretty much fucking yourself"

"Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and they all stink"


All these are probably said my SIMILOSERS (honestly, I say them, too)

by Thelma April 30, 2005

Simolean

A fictional currency used in some Maxis games, represented by the legal "subsection symbol," "§".

It is, perhaps, a reference to a Neal Stephenson short story, The Great Simoleon Caper, in which an online currency is developed called the Simoleon for use in "the Metaverse," a virtual, networked reality, as established in Stephenson's oeuvre.

It may simply be a reference, however, to an uncommon colloquialism.

I typed in "rosebud" into the cheat console and got a whole bunch of simoleans.

by The Grizzled Boor January 4, 2012

sample jam

when the isles in a grocery store become impassable due to the number of people stopped for free samples.

Oh crap, we had better go down the frozen food isle, there's a sample jam over by the baked goods.

by BurroughOwl May 27, 2012

Simglish

It's the language used in the game The Sims.

I was listening to the song We Are Young in simglish!

by Simsisagoodgame January 14, 2013

sample sister

when a person goes partner to partner faster than somebody going through the costco samples

dammmn she a sample sister she dated three guys in the same week

by kindofanicon June 12, 2018

Simblr

A Tumblr blog which is fully dedicated to The Sims video game series. It usually showcases information about their game and stories, pictures, gameplay, tutorials etc.

However, in recent years Simblr's are mostly used to provide and showcase their 'CC' AKA Custom Content and Mod creations.
These are items or scripts not already present in the game, then are added by the user, then the game sees these items or scripts as custom content.

"Where did you get that top, I have all the game add-on's but I still can't see it!"
"I downloaded it from a Simblr named Simblr."

by williame4c December 15, 2018

Simp Ass Sunday

The prime day for a simp to come out and make the maneuver. Typically seen busting out of church trying to bust open a box with the local chick from mcdonalds.

I saw some guy kissing the feet of a tik tok egirl the other day at the park. Man i hate Simp Ass Sunday

by BustOpenDaBox July 21, 2019