Derping Shrimp

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011

Shrimp Toast

A very attractive, strong minded, highly advanced individual. Often times underestimated by their peers a Shrimp Toast is quite the amazing individual.

Person 1: "Woah look at that Shrimp Toast over there"
Person 2: "What do you mea---- *sees Shrimp Toast* Oh my that's quite the individual right there"

by LilShrimpToast June 1, 2020

dumpster shrimp

Tadpoles that live in filthy garbage water at the bottom of dumpsters usually located outside of restaurants. These lovable bottom dwellers are often disguised as their sea creature counterpart, the shrimp. These amphibians are commonly harvested by mexican restaurants and served in seafood enchiladas. Beware of the term, "fresh, never frozen".

Dude, that shrimp scampi is actually dumpster shrimp.

by clunt March 27, 2008

shrimp pimp

not pimply, minimal (pimplo)

"his bending is shrimp pimp."

by Christopher Love March 25, 2008

Shrimp dick

An asshole who doesn't laugh when you tell your friends to point and laugh at his shrimp dick is most likely not laughing because he really does have a shrimp dick.

That guy really does have a shrimp dick no wonder he's a masturliker!

by Solid Mantis July 13, 2018

shrimp dick

DJ Schmidt

hahahha look at djs shrimp dick

by Matt April 20, 2004

fishing for shrimp

your doin a guy in the butt then you cum in his butt. after cumming take a straw and stick it in his ass and slurp up the love cream.

im hungry im goin fishin for shrimp

by go fuck yourself November 20, 2003