shat my hoop

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.

Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop

by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

Frap Shatting

When someone’s is ultimately killing your vibe.

Megan: “Let's go do keg stands over there”
Hope: “Nah dude. I have a headache”
Megan: “Stop frap shatting on me bruh”

by HuntMegs May 18, 2019

Shat

Plural of Shaq.

Look at all dem Shats.

by Kim song dune September 30, 2019

Shat-pole

When having a poop, the column of shit hits the water while still coming out of your ass.

Omg, just had a full on shat-pole, good enough for some superhero to slide down.

by MrPabloE May 11, 2025

Love shat

When you’re so sexually excited, you shit yourself. From the classic B52’s song. “Love shat, baby love shat!”

….My Mrs was so horny the other night, she love shat!

by Matt!1 September 29, 2021

jump-shat

the action of pooping when realizing there is no toilet paper left so one must jump or hop to another bathroom to finish whiping ones bum.

man!, im out of toilet paper....well i guess i need to jump-shat it.

by blah's February 26, 2011

Charlite shat

When a woman in the act of making love poops on his own.

That bitch.

"So what happened last bight with that chick.

" she was a charlite shat"

"That bitch"

by bigboieatspie April 26, 2019