The greatest alter-ego of all time.
Now that my account name is Sebastian Tain, Zuckerberg will never be able to figure out my true identity.
by Patt Maps February 8, 2021
Get the Sebastian Tainmug. Aka sexy seabass
Sebastian stan is a hot Romanian with a body that could kill
He would stab me and I’d say thanks
Sebastian stan is a hot Romanian with a body that could kill
He would stab me and I’d say thanks
by Sexy seabassssss October 5, 2021
Get the Sebastian stanmug. by Tesy💜 November 21, 2018
Get the sebastian toddmug. A fucken wanker who jerks off his neighbours dog so he can drink the semen to impregnate himself. He loves to fondle with the penises of 6 year olds and have sexy time with the toddlers at preschool. He is also a registered sex offender and is not allowed within 50km of any school. He pleasures himself every night by using his little brother fist to stimulate is G spot. The then hand feeds his semen to his black slave that he keeps in his basement and uses him for sex.
PLEASE PUBLISH THIS xx :)
PLEASE PUBLISH THIS xx :)
by Holocaust Hursty October 17, 2018
Get the Sebastian Taylormug. by DamagedAloisTrancy October 10, 2019
Get the Butler Sebastianmug. An early Christian saint and martyr (died c. 288). The Roman emperor Diocletian had Sebastian shot full of arrows. When this failed to kill him, and he continued to be critical of Diocletian, the emperor had him clubbed to death.
EXAMPLE:
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
' Mary Alice was smiling at a picture of Saint Sebastian, by the Spanish painter El Greco . . . Saint Sebastian was a Roman soldier who had lived seventeen hundred years before . . . He had secretly become a Christian when Christianity was against the law.
' And somebody squealed on him. The Emperor Diocletian had him shot by archers. The picture Mary Alice smiled at with such uncritical bliss showed a human being who was so full of arrows that he looked like a porcupine.
'Something almost nobody knew about Saint Sebastian, incidentally, since painters liked to put so many arrows into him, was that he survived the incident. He actually got well.
' He walked about Rome praising Christianity and bad-mouthing the Emperor, so he was sentenced to death a second time. He was beaten to death by rods.
' And so on. '
--- 1973. KURT VONNEGUT. "Breakfast of Champions, or, Goodbye Blue Monday." Chapter 19 (Pages 217 - 218).
by Dinkum February 27, 2014
Get the Saint Sebastianmug. by Soooooogay December 12, 2021
Get the Sebastian Sernamug.