Mall Surprise

The act of finding a surprise dent/scratch on your vehicle while parked in tight mall parking lot spaces.

Anita: Hey where did you get that dent?
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.

Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...

by princessteph July 26, 2011

Bowling Surprise

A bowling surprise is when you are at the bowling lane and you take a bowling ball and shit inside of the finger holes then put it back on the rack. The next person that uses the bowling ball will get a nice stink finger.

Jamison: I feel bad for who ever is using the size 6 bowling ball, i gave it a nice bowling surprise and they are going to get a finger full of shit.

by Bloodsheddddddddddd February 1, 2010

Wanghai Surprise

When a girl is sucking on your wang, you pinch her nose so she can't breathe (when she's least expecting it of course--SURPRISE!!) and grab her head with your other hand. She continues to suck your wang with much gusto (with her nose pinched) until she almost gags to death and drools like the creature from Alien.

See above for an example of a Wanghai Surprise.

by Gargamel 2 July 7, 2008

Lemonade Surprise

When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.

Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?

by BAMFMASTA M December 5, 2010

Bachelor Surprise

many times a bachelor will find himself without any definate meal to eat and may decide to resort to Bachelor surprise, Bachelor surprise involves closing ones eyes and picking completely random items from any place food is stored (fridge, cupboard, etc) the items selected are then made into dinner for the night. (seasonings need not be random due to high risk of a terrible outcome)

"damn, i dont have any real meals, looks like its time for bachelor surprise"
*receives various items*
"ok, a pizza pop, chipotle sauce, marble cheese, sausage, and a wrap. looks like im about to invent the southwest pizza wrap."

by Jazz Hammerhands August 9, 2009

Fetal Surprise

When your giving somebody head, then you stop, punch them in the stomach and then puke on them

while mary was giving jeff head she gaged and gave him a fetal surprise

by Wicked Dyldo October 24, 2008

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 4, 2004