Rug rats

Rats that eat toes and hide in rugs

I found out that my toes were missing so I hit the rug with a machete because of the rug rats

by J L L Tolkhein November 22, 2021

skunk rug

another word for the female/ reprodution organ (axe wound)

look at that skunk rug standing on that corner..

her vagina smells like a skunk.

by RICKY WELZIN August 12, 2008

dirty rugs

rhyming slang for drugs

got any dirty rugs?

by uncrunk February 4, 2010

Russian Rug Burn

when your having sexual intercourse with your partner on the floor and his weiner slips out and wiggles its way in between the butt cheeks and the rug, the male keeps going no knowing he has made a new hole, he blows his load onto the carpet

"so how long did you guys have sex for?" "he had sex for 10 and WE had sex for 3" "how does that happen?" "russian rug burn"

by Nortington August 14, 2009

Naked Shag Rug

A rug, preferably from the 1970s, which is shaggy and used primarily for shagging shaggy women.

Paul: "Oh man, this playroom is so well furnished."
Francisco: "Oh, I know. Mostly because of the naked shag rug."

by flippedegg July 25, 2019

rug muncher

A gayboy is being bent over by their sick boyfriend on the floor doggy style. He's bumming him so hard that he bites the rug.

Jeffrey is biting the rug because Frederick is bumming extremely hard

by M Farley July 7, 2004

lie like a rug

To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.

"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.

by knightshade May 16, 2006