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Bowel Roulette

Eating from street vendor carts or establishments with sub-standard health code ratings, where the safety of your stomach and bowels is questionable, at best.

(It is important to note that many people are willing to play bowel roulette because the high from the taste of the food usually outweighs the risk.)
Ryan and I are going to play some bowel roulette today over at Rosa Gigante's Taco Treats.
by Good Juan August 9, 2010
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Karaoke Roulette

When you force a guy (or girl) to sing the worst karaoke song you can think of to test how much they might like you and to test the probability of taking them home.
She played karaoke roulette and made him sing "If You See Him, If you See Her" by Reba McEntire and Brooks and Dunn and he still made out with her!
by missbksn January 11, 2012
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American Roulette

Sort of like Russian Roulette but American style.
1. Order a shit load of pizza.
2. Find a bunch of Americans stupid enough to play
3. Those two take turns eating slices of pizza
4. When it gets to a high amount of pizza the competitors take turns taking one bite each.
5. The winner is the last person who hasn't puked or opted out of the competition.
6. In the case of a tie the two who tied continue until someone pukes again.
American #1: Hey you guys want to play some American Roulette? I haven't eaten in a whole 30 minutes.
American #2: Sure. I'm starving too.
American #3: I'm in.
American #4: Me too.
by BT596 January 18, 2011
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Drunken Roulette

When you go your favorite late nite fast food joint after a night of binge drinking and order random number combo meals. It's always a surprise, and if the order sucks throw it at the person at the drive-thru.
"Let's hit Taco Smell(Bell) and play some drunken roulette."
by Jtron 3000 April 29, 2003
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Urban Dictionary Roulette

The name stems from Russian Roulette, in that two or more people, usually over MSN or similar online chat, go on UD and hit random page, then link the freakiest shit they can find on the interweb.
Tim: Hey, you wanna play Urban Dictionary Roulette later?
Mike: Sure, but as long as we dont have the Alabama Hotpocket shit again.
by Kazakovski May 19, 2010
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Kamloops Roulette

A variation on Russian Roulette, Kamloops Roulette derives its name from the small, boring town of Kamloops, which is situated in the interior of British Columbia. The locals there had nothing to do, and so invented this as a pasttime.

Like its namesake, it is a game where players alternate shooting at oneself with a revolver, until a shot goes off. Unlike its namesake, which is played with one chamber full and the rest empty, Kamloops Roulette is played with all six chambers full. The locals regard it with much amusement, and consider it a way of deterring people from visiting the hellish city.
Two out of three statisticians say there is no benefit to going last in Kamloops Roulette, because after the game you still live in Kamloops.
by T-Master March 21, 2004
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Vatican Roulette

A pejorative term used to refer to an outmoded form of natural contraception known as the Rhythm Method. Often used mistakenly to refer to coitus interruptus (the 'pull-out method'). The Rhythm Method officially fell out of favor with "The Vatican" in the early 1980's with advances in the study of the female reproductive cycle.

Current methods of Natural Family Planning (non-chemical and non-barrier contraception), when used correctly and consistently, have been shown in several peer-reviewed studies to be over 99% effective. This is similar to the efficacy of 'the pill.'

It should be noted that the use of such a term often indicates it's user has a bigoted and intolerant attitude against people who practice a religion they do not agree with.
By following the Creighton method or the Billings Ovulation method, faithful Catholics no longer have to play so-called "Vatican Roulette"

They have six kids? They must be playing Vatican Roulette.
by JMJ_are_so_ross September 12, 2010
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