Nasty Rooster

Hangin' ballskin over your old lady's nose. Followed by the proclamation, "Cockle doodle-doo!" Usually designated for men with loose nuts.

"Lay down bitch, the Nasty Rooster is comin' in.

by Patio Of Ideas October 2, 2012

Rooster in my wrary

When your typical male human wants things to get heated up and decides to make a move on a female human. Les female might be thinking or saying..."uhh put your rooster in my wrary." That is when you have permission to get jiggy with it.

Babe. Rooster in my wrary. Now. I'm feelin it

by Andre nikitina August 1, 2013

Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.

'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'

by benso411 September 3, 2013

baby rooster

Another name for a chick.

Woah, that baby rooster just stole my lunch money.

by pants2000 September 17, 2013

rooster smashed

the state of which one is completely high and intoxicated. typically said in southern US.

Earl, I done got the stuff, let's get rooster smashed.

by ptwitchypyrate March 4, 2012

rooster-nester

a person who will naturally adapt to any social condition, however injurious to humanity, in order to eat and reproduce.

I never called you a chicken, I called you a rooster-nester: it's not so much that you're a coward as that you don't have your priorities straight.

by ozmatic July 22, 2011

rooster stopper

Synonym for cock-blocker that is acceptable for broadcast TV.

Ross: "I was about to ask out that model when Joey walked up and rooster stopped me."
Chandler: "Could he BE anymore of a rooster stopper?"

by FriendsFan69 July 26, 2011