Rooster Smashing

Also called Rooster Slamming, A popular southern sport in which athletes compete in smashing a rooster in the most creative way possible.

The act of smashing a rooster until it is unrecognizable.

Cris Collinsworth - Last time we saw Kerri Leahy, He used a rooster to smash another rooster. Brilliantly done.

Ron Jaworski - Thats why he is the Rooster Smashing Champion Cris.

by Ghost Bears June 22, 2011

Rooster Dump

When you wake up and take your first shit of the day.

Does anyone know a good plumber I can call? I just clogged the toilet with an enormous rooster dump.

by Koknballz May 17, 2017

Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.

'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'

by benso411 September 3, 2013

Skinned rooster

A Skinned rooster is when the entire surrounding penile skin around the entire penis is just not there, gone. See Peeled Banana for more information pre-Skinned rooster

I had to get surgery done after Kylie gave me a peeled banana, now I am stuck with a Skinned rooster

by Awooke September 26, 2019

rooster wrestler

Some one who strokes cock.

He's such a rooster wrestler.

by Jblak April 22, 2017

Rooster

A really hard piss or a strong morning piss.

Billy drank 19 beers and was so damn drunk that he took a rooster all over the bathroom stall.

by Dr. Clif Clif June 5, 2015

Rooster

Rooster is a “Fun and casual” joint. This got its name when a group of pot heads went to the Rooster Restaurant and realized the slogan was “Rooster’s! A fun casual joint”

Yo, do you want to smoke a rooster after work?

by Gene Meister January 28, 2023