Slab Roller

A term for a person who has drastically lowered their standards for a sexual partner to the point where they resort towards seeking out sex from people who are unspeakably ugly. Most commonly refers to men who resort to having sex with obese and unattractive women out of desperation.

Person 1: "Dude did you hear Victor slept with Big Ronda?!"
Person 2: "No way! She always reeks of B.O.! And isn't she like 400 pounds?!"
Person 1: "I know man. Victor is a total slab roller."

by Haddizzle October 6, 2022

hyperion Roller Coaster

The best coaster in the world according to Moritz it will be removed in 2021 so good luck getting the credit

Hyperion Roller Coaster is a meme

A life

And good

by Gogoeoe January 5, 2021

Rollers

Cops usually refers to a bike cop or a squad of bike cops. Usually looking for trouble or to mess with someone.

Ayo d, rollers coming down from 5th st. We out.

by Anthony Michael1$ February 15, 2022

Granny roller

A chronic Dejease typically found in Derek’s. When rolling moms isn’t enough, a granny roller will make the move to then next generation

Guys, if you see Derek at the party don’t mention anything about my relatives, I heard he’s a granny roller.

by DEJ capacitor October 17, 2021

Vibrating Steam Roller

When a 300+ lb woman shoves a vibrating butt plug in you then rolls over you trying to flatten you out.

I met this chubby last night. We went back to her place and she gave me a vibrating steam roller.

by Imafunny April 24, 2018

California Roller Dog

California roller dog is the act of replacing gas station hot dogs with steamy, solid, and rigid turds.

Last Friday night me and ole Ricky mosied on down to the 7/11 on the corner and delivered em the California roller dogs they didn’t know they needed.

by Larry the hog squeeler May 15, 2024

San Bernardino Steam Roller

A San Bernardino Steam Roller is when you hold in a crap for a long period of time than crap in out and smother yourself in it. Afterwards you must roll over a girl until she is also covered in poop. you also must skeet skeet while smoking a meth pipe and doing crack cocaine off of someone's butt. preferably to make it more authentic play Dr Dre and have a cuck chair in the back.

when my drug dealer asked me what the meth was for I told him it was for our San Bernardino Steam roller that night

by quimaphe July 2, 2025