Some tumblr kid (usually a girl) who likes to think of themselves as a character in a Wes Anderson film. Usually spotted roller skating in circles around thrift shops.
by SweetBabyRaysGourmetSauce November 28, 2018
When a man sits on the face of another person with the asshole meeting the eyes of the person laying down. The scrotal sack is stretched over the persons nose laying down while passing gas slowly pulling the sack up to the nose.
As I was sitting down, I slowly draped my sack over her upper lip and released the heat encapsulating the full body of the Velvet Steam Roller into her sinus cavity.
by QDOGGY February 08, 2023
Someone who steamrolls through other players in video games having the bigger dick therefore they are considered a big dick roller
These kids on Call of Duty tonight have no clue what they're about to get hit by a team of big dick rollers
by Sexy single Battery Sandy June 15, 2020
a guy who jacks off so much that he’s just perfected a rolling motion and is ultimately a useless pleb. mostly used as a derogatory insult to someone who gets no pussy, but also can be used to describe a crew of circle jerking jack offs.
Look at these fucking jack rollers.
Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
Yeah, Andy is a fucking jack roller. Caught him air practicing his jack off motion in the corner at a party as if he was in the on deck circle.
by wshad3 November 14, 2022
A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.
by GregNelson29 September 19, 2023
by paultao22 October 01, 2019
That special kind of crazy, that some women possess, where you can't decide if this relationship is going to be incredibly fun, or if its going to go off the rails and you're going to die horribly.
So after she throat punched our waitress, because she thought the waitress was being too flirty. We had to get out of there before the cops showed up. We got back to my car, where we had sex on the hood. That's when it occurred to me that she might be a little Roller Coaster Crazy
by Ninja Nerd Warrior July 03, 2016