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puerto rican stand-still 

Any confrontation involving three or more individuals at odds with each other, usually brandishing weapons such as broken cerveza bottles and chain wallets, that ends in a stalemate.
That punta Hector brought his panty waste brother Jose to Esteban's crib and tried to throw down. Esteban was going to waste their punk asses, but it was obvious they were in a Puerto Rican Stand-Still when Esteban's friends bounced and the three of them realized they all had no back and were just gonna blast each other away without anyone walking away breathing.

Puerto Rican Face Wash 

The act of using one's semen as a facial cleanser then being urinated on to wash it off.
My Aunt was out of her proactiv so I gave her a Puerto Rican Face Wash.

Puerto Rican Sunrise 

An idyllic romantic getaway, or situation, which begins in an unconventional fashion. This can also mean an idyllic romantic getaway, or situation, which occurs with an unexpected person as well.

The reference infers a "hot weekend".
"Did you see the girl Thaddeus took off with? She had a skeleton for a face man... must be lookin for a Puerto Rican Sunrise."

puerto rican shoe maker

the most incredible, unique, random, and accident prone girl. she is very beautiful even though she thinks other-wise, but it's not the truth. she is the most amazing girl ever, period.
my puerto rican shoe maker is one of a kind.

puerta rican pecker 

one whose pecker(penis)is mexican or has salsa on for a female to lick off.
Linda told you to get your fricken puerta rican pecker off of her.
puerta rican pecker by Ron Allen February 7, 2008

puerto rican powerhouse