neck rash

when you wear fake ass jewelry

why do you have a neck rash?

oh. I was wearing fake ass jewelry

by original handle November 1, 2017

plane rash

Flying back in economy feeling uncomfortable and irritable.

Person A: Hey, have you flow long-haul from New York to Abu Dhabi before?
Person B: Yeah! It was so bad it gave me crazy plane rash!

by MountainDave January 17, 2019

Rosenberg rash

You can get a Rosenberg rash if you sleep on the mattress without a cover. You can’t imagine what goes on on those mattresses. I know what I do on them, and I pretty sure I am not the worst. You do not want to start thinking about it. First the rash starts around your ankles and works it’s way up your legs. If you get it on your dick, it means that you got drunk and tried to fuck the shower drain again.

The remedy for this rash is the same as for chlamydia and gonorea…. Diesel.
Rubb the infected area with diesel 3 times a day for 3 to 6 weeks and you should be fine.

“ What kind of rash is that on your nutsack and penis-shaft?”
“ it’s aRosenberg rash. I got it from my momma”

by svinaktig July 6, 2021

Rashing

The new British slang for "dashing"

Although I'm not British... love

Your outfit looks rashing today, love.

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

Trunk rash

A red rash on the trunk of your penis caused by rough sex and the grinding of pubic hair on the shaft of your junk.

Last night I pounded my girl so hard I got trunk rash.i wish she would shave.

by Dicky thunder June 8, 2023

rash in my ass

when you see/hear something so horrible that you get a rash in your ass.

person 1: starts singing dance monkey
person 2: what the fuck i just got a rash in my ass! from how fucking bad that song is!!!

by queefinator4 March 5, 2023

Rashed

A tall man with a 30 inch gigantic horse dick who will test your asshole no matter how tiny it is. he is very smart and fast in bed. What a pleasure!

that Rashed hug absolutely destroyed my ass last night.

by anonymous November 22, 2021