Ranch

Ranch is the best condiment in the world invented by the great and famous Dylan Cohen and has been lived ever since since 1854.

Can I get some ranch for the chicken ranch wrap please!

by Certified Definer July 2, 2024

Grief ranch

When you’re so sad cuz your rabbits died a horrible yet preventable death and then you eat a stupid amount of ranch as the 8th stage of grief

What do I do? My girl’s real sad.
Give her some grief ranch. That’ll help.

by Mjdance July 10, 2021

matress ranch

Refers to the fluids extracted from a very fucked on matress upon recycle.

"Bro you should have seen the matress ranch i got out of my old bed!"

by GetchaDickWet January 31, 2017

Ranch day

I luv ranch

Person A:Her today is National ranch day
Person B:WOW!really

by Yum yum kitty June 9, 2020

ranch man

A bad man

Ranch man is the one that takes all the ranch that bich

by Newtheboss April 4, 2021

Wisconsin Ranch Hand

When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.

We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.

by Cheesehead McGubbins January 21, 2022

Cool Ranch Pudding

The cold cum of a hobo

I was sitting on the bench at the bus stop when a homeless man snuck up on me from behind and deposited his cool ranch pudding on my shoulder.

by CowboyChance February 27, 2021