The Peter

Being a thiccccccccccccccc cunt doing his work and is working on perfecting the "Wild Card".

Fucking cunts reading this are performing the peter

by ZOMB1E December 5, 2018

putero

Puerto Rican slang for a gentlemen’s club or “strip club”.

“..Tirando dinero adentro’l putero..”

-Bad Bunny, Latin Trap Artist

by lysbelle March 4, 2018

peter-beater

An excessive masturbator.

Also peter beater.

I wonder if that guy walking down the street is a peter-beater.

by someone March 18, 2004

Saints Peter and Paul High School

the best fucking school ever. all 23 kids are really cool. <3 Ms. Valeo

Saints Peter and Paul High School. nuf sed

by Jack Derek December 4, 2010

peter cottontail

during the act of anal sex, usually forced, the male withdraws and ejaculates on the small of his victim's back then puts his or her removed pubic hair on the semen in a fluffy ball, sticking as it dries. this is usually done while slowly singing "here comes Peter Cottontail..."

"Here comes Peter Cottontail..."
"Oh god, Alex! Please just stop!"

by Taylor, Michael, and Philip February 29, 2008

Peter Puffer

One who smokes pole.

Marty is a peter puffer.

by FAQ2 February 23, 2004

Peter Griffin

Someone who thinks they are a genius, but are, in fact, mentally retarded.

Peter Griffin: I am a genius! In your face Brian! I'm a g-e-a-n-y-i-s!
Brian: No, actually you're not. Actually Peter, it says here that you're mentally retarded.
Peter: I'm mentally re-what-ed? Brian, I'm a genius!
Brian: No Peter, you're a retard.
Stewie: Brian's right father, you're a retarded man. I'm a damn baby and I'm 1,000 times smarter than you.
Peter: You're just mad that I'm way more smarter than you is.
Brian: You're a fucking retard!
Peter: Wait, what were we talking about again Brian?

by Icy Wyte June 26, 2018