puss bagel

a funny word used to insult someone

JON- ur a fag!
JACK- well ur a puss bagel!

by micheal watts January 9, 2008

Lord Puss

Sexiest man alive, get all the girls, has a 12 meter long wang

Lord Puss is so handsome I would love to sit on his long wang

by Lord Mayor David May 15, 2020

Star Puss

High quality pussy

Why don't you talk to her?
Nah man, I'm looking for some Star Puss.

by bridal guru September 4, 2016

Puss pouts

Being or becoming sad due to sexual frustration or rejection.

*Reaching over to girlfriend to fuck* getting rejected into a cuddle.. rolling over to show your displeasure.. girlfriend, " Aww, does my big man have the puss pouts?"

by Acie393 March 11, 2021

After-Puss

Slang for a female asshole

"I'm not trying to wind up no dad! I've got some ky, let me put it in your after-puss instead, girl! I'll go slow I promise"

by Purveyor of Fine Memes February 18, 2020

puss hood

The flap of fat that hangs down and covers the vagina, also known as a FUPA.

Wow look at Diane's puss hood.

by puss hood September 15, 2016

puss yard

A unit of measurement.

His dick was so big, you have to measure it in puss yards!

by Blake92 September 22, 2016