Bucket of puppies

Something completely worthless that you would throw away gleefully.

Inspired by the video of a young woman pitching puppies from a bucket into a river.

-"Man, James totally abandoned his girlfriend at the bar last night."
-"Yeah, he treated her like a bucket of puppies."

by DogLover2k10 September 2, 2010

Pocket Puppies

Pocket puppies are hush puppies that have been placed in one’s pocket. Once a pocket puppy has been placed in one’s pocket, it remains a pocket puppy until consumed.

Example: Would you care for a serving of pocket puppies?

by GingerSpawn December 23, 2020

Puppy King

Little boy that captures hearts of every one around

He is my little puppy king.

by marvelgirl August 5, 2008

puppy farts

When the innocent babs created by god makes an innocent mistake

That girl had puppy farts when she mispelled the word cock

by ChildOfGod666 October 2, 2017

Puppy Tugger

When someone tugs on their puppy
(touching genitalia of)

Oh look at him/her, he's/she's a Puppy Tugger!

by Horne boy January 6, 2021

satin puppy

The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.

"Oh hey, Chad. Who's your new boyfriend?"
"Don't talk to him. He's just my satin puppy."

by ballsmclong December 8, 2016

Puppy pounder

Doggy style with a small hairy women

I performed the puppy pounder on your mom last night

by Big puck puck February 27, 2020