Planet

Someone bloated to a mass of about 400 trillion pounds.

If that planet guy continues to orbit around McDonald's like that he's going to be 5'2 and 450 pounds, so he will be wider than he is high.

by Solid Mantis December 25, 2020

Planet Zortgonia

Home planet of the shapeshifting Zortgonian living on planet Earth, Brandon Dufrene.

Brandon Dufrene is the only Zortgonian and is from the home planet of Planet Zortgonia.

by Zoooted August 29, 2022

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》

《.7.9.7.6.》!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!! !!《.7.9.7.6.》

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

Dylz The Planet

Double the mass of Jupiter. Truly a scientific marvel.

"My word, its dylz the planet!"

by LargepogGee January 27, 2022

Small Planet

The word “planet”, but smaller, like mercury.

That is a small planet.

by UH Hecker February 9, 2024

Planet Finger

An extra terrestrial planet 3,000,000 light years away. A place of peace and tranquility, where mud runs through the streets and skugma is sipped on the daily.

We’re headed to planet finger, anyone else care to join? I hear there’s mud there.

by Markyblarky October 31, 2025

captain of the planet

The most amazing man on the planet. He is the best lover with a very large cock. He is "The Captain of the Planet". Example: "Hey guys, last night I came 7 times during sex with The Captain of the Planet!"

Hey guys, I came 7 times last night during sex with The captain of the Planet!

by Applesauce0917 April 5, 2020