Boob pet

A person who sticks their hands down your shirt constantly. Can be annoying or funny.

Or in chatrooms, someone who "hides" in your boobs all the time.

Boy: *hides in your boobs" ;-;

Girl: I now have a boob pet. :D!

by Zelo April 30, 2009

ops pet

Someone who does all your work for you at work so that you are "free to strategize."

I am so happy we got an intern. Brian from Marketing has not been a very good ops pet recently.

by goofing off March 20, 2006

Teachers Pet

Someone everyone hates or thinks is annoying

Isn’t Emily such a teachers pet?

by octopuasssshbsjajhd May 25, 2018

Pet the peacock

Have sex

It's time to pet the peacock

by How do you like that June 21, 2019

Petting Rabbits

Petting Rabbits is defined as the fingering of a woman

Petting Rabbits is the fingering of a woman.

Person 1: So how many fingers do you use to pet rabbits?
Person 2: Two, three if I’m feeling adventurous.

by hadesquietchild November 14, 2019

Teddy petting

When someone fucks someone wearing a teddy bear outfit with bear genitels.

Teddy petting is were one person fucks or is fucked by someone in a teddy
Bear outfit.

by Jeronimoi April 12, 2017

petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016