Pecker Princess

Someone deeply committed to the dick waving life.

Brad and Chad were so committed to dick waving their muscle cars that it was hard to tell who was a bigger Pecker Princess

by Princesshentai January 16, 2019

Pecker Puffer

A rude or annoying person; A phrase popularized by the movie Full Metal Jacket.

That guy is such a pecker puffer.

Oh yeah? Well you can go puff a pecker.

From Full Metal Jacket: ‘Are you a pecker puffer? Do you suck dicks?’

by SiL3Nt J September 9, 2023

pecker validation

Bolstering a man's ego by worshipping his cock.

If it wasn't for her pecker validation, I would have less than zero self esteem.

by WoodsWhoak March 3, 2010

puss-pecker

When a woman wears baggy jeans causing them to bunch up and you can't tell weather or not there a transvestite.

i'm not sure weather or not that chick has a dick, i think it might just be a puss-pecker

by "iron" man May 16, 2017

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.

Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"

by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016

Kung Pow Pecker

A foreign shaft used to obliterate the cooters of Chinese hookers.

Robbie’s teacher failed him so he gave her a taste of the Kung Pow Pecker

by Peter Ching June 29, 2021

Toilet Pecker

(Toilet Pecker) A person who defecates and eats it from the toilet bowl

“Oh James you’re a toilet pecker”

by aaaaaaaaaaa1234567890123456789 August 2, 2025