Payton's favorite shtick these days is his gay routine. He fusses his hair and talks like a girl only when he is alone, he says he is not gay, but he just doesn't want people to judge him. His favorite thing to do while he is alone is to run around his room naked and clap his cheeks on pillows.
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Get the vincent wolfegang peterson mug.He is all that is man. Truly the very definition of all that is legendary. A man that holds themselves to a higher standard ex: The Perfect Gentleman.
Should you run across a Bryan Peterson in the wilderness be sure to have a Master Ball ready. Bryan Peterson's are generally every ladies dream guy, Not even the mighty Channing Tatum can be as perfect as the legendary Bryan Peterson.
Should you run across a Bryan Peterson in the wilderness be sure to have a Master Ball ready. Bryan Peterson's are generally every ladies dream guy, Not even the mighty Channing Tatum can be as perfect as the legendary Bryan Peterson.
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Get the james pattison mug.Robert Pattinson is the one and only gorgeous Edward Cullen from Twilight and the hearthrob Cedric Diggory from Harry Potter. He looks fabulous during both of these movies, and yet, whenever you see him in the real world he is unshaven and it looks like he has just gotten out of bed. He's trying to pull off the tough guy look, and it doesn't suit him in the slightest way! He doesn't need to try so hard, because it looks crappy and he doesn't need help with girls anyway.Trust me, probably every girl in america has heard of him and at least one half want to marry him. He is still so sexy, but he could go far with combing his hair before going out in public. I am a HUGE fan of both Harry Potter and the Twilight Series, so just know that Robert is HOT, but he always looks like he just came out of a hangover.
Why can't gorgeous Robert Pattinson look like Edward Cullen or Cedric Diggory? Is it his crapped hair or the way he always looks mad?
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A teacher who gives you an average of 2.3 worksheets a day
A teacher who makes you read a random WWII book
A hardcore gamer, who can beat Mazzie in Halo 3
Sucks at dancing
YYYYOOOOOOOO!!!!!
A teacher who gives you an average of 2.3 worksheets a day
A teacher who makes you read a random WWII book
A hardcore gamer, who can beat Mazzie in Halo 3
Sucks at dancing
YYYYOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.
Also, he has superpowers of boredom that he uses to repel stalkers.
Stalker: OMG ROBERT MARRY ME YOU HOT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.
Robert Pattinson: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: ....
Robert: Blah blah blah blah blah
Stalker: -leaves-
Robert: Phew.
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