Tall big man. His dick is the size of a forearm. He can go tripod anywhere he please. He loves to eat ass and squeeze titties. All the bitches love him. Makes funs of his friends for having small penises. He is extremally smart with a 6.9 gpa.
by Adolf H1tler November 4, 2021
Get the Samuel Lockemug. When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.
My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.
by drew a button December 12, 2020
Get the Couch lockedmug. Someone: "I HATE ALL OF YALL, I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRAIN, THEN BLOWN UP THEN FED TO VOLTURES"
You: Dude lay off the rage lock
You: Dude lay off the rage lock
by Moowoop Gang July 17, 2011
Get the Rage Lockmug. by Etic February 20, 2010
Get the box-lockedmug. When you are about to nut and you throw balck pepper at her.
She sneeze and her pussy muscles contract while u are busting a nut inside
She sneeze and her pussy muscles contract while u are busting a nut inside
by Ben_solo January 7, 2018
Get the sneeze lockmug. Group of brown guys. standing with their arms across on each others shoulder, creating a bond so strong, it is essentially a lock for their virginity.
by Vonderer October 25, 2018
Get the virginity-lockmug. When you are high on psychedelics and you find yourself looking into a mirror. What will happen is a strong gravitational pull from the mirror holding you in place, eyes locked to your own eyes, that takes a strong physical effort and will power to break. You may or may not come to a profound realization.
"Bro, you were the bathroom 20 minutes are you okay?"
"Yea man, I went pee then got mirror locked washing my hands."
"Yea man, I went pee then got mirror locked washing my hands."
by Zenoren April 17, 2020
Get the Mirror Lockedmug.