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Cocaine Sunrise

When you and your boys are smacking copious lines of yayo all night and you notice the sun is beginning to rise.
Yeah, Jim and I had a night that ended in a cocaine sunrise
by Anthony “Jim” Romo December 8, 2019
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Cocaine cannon

Is Where you load your Ole lady's chocolate star fish with Peruvian marching powder and have her fart that right up the hoover shoot while sniffing as hard as you can.
I met this Ole girl at the bar last night and did a cocaine cannon straight from her fart box.
by HookerHuey June 9, 2024
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Cocaine

What Fundy tried to feed Tubbo's bees.
"HEY HAVE SOME COCAINE!"
"NOT MY BEES-"
by tommygobrrrrr May 18, 2021
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Cocaine ransom

When you hold up an oompah loompa for ransom for their precious cocoa leaves
Frank the big fella just held an oompah loompa’s family for cocaine ransom
by Blackmailing-orangutan42069 October 7, 2021
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Moral Cocaine

An industry or institution whose products or services become an obsession to a large group of people. These tend to be worthless or low quality stuff ( with gloss and shine ) delivered at exuberant cost generally cause of misinformation and illogical obsession of people, divisive politics, association with "success" or "victory" or exploitation of similar loopholes of the monkey brain, and/or thriving corruption in governments. These industries/institutions are low risk financial gold mines owing to the fact that they're akin to addictive drugs but are completely legal or sometimes even promoted by governments.
Education Sector of India is a moral cocaine. No expertise? No one cares. People just want a degree, not real education, its for the nerds. Worried of returns? Education is the official national drug of India, you can't get into this industry and not get rich. And whatever you do is 100% legal. Literally. The govt simply doesn't care. And it ain't going anywhere for the next century considering every country has to keep increasing its literacy rate. Government backed addiction cause education is harder to get and hence doesn't get people addicted and doesn't raise literacy rates: easy degree with 0 value. Just let them sit in your room for 4 years and hand them a piece of paper which says they're educated. Every "school" or "college" does the same thing so if the government has to crack down on you, it'll have to crack down on the entire industry which will be a nation wide catastrophe and nullify the value of indian degrees worldwide so the government will never even bother.

iPhone is a much nastier moral cocaine. Just keep buying one every year and if someone says its a worthless piece of over-priced crap, he's a nerd and you shouldn't be talking to him ( although he might be knowing better than you ) in fact, you shouldn't be talking to anyone outside the iPhone cult
by des mei riyal neym March 2, 2019
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cocaine

the living embodiment of happiness vaccinated kids your mom and Nicklaus cage.
hay you whant to go do some cocaine after school

sorry im anti vax
by andthatshowimetyourmother February 26, 2019
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