I great guy who gets screwed by jackass customers over 500 dollar fees, which he gets half of in commision and no base salary. Real estate Agents hate them. See Real Estate Agents for complete rant about how much peices of crap they are.
I, Mr loan officer, made 300 bucks and forgot to charge the fee, and customer told me to go to hell and laughed. All this after a months worth of work.
by Hot redhead July 29, 2007
Get the loan officermug. Office homos behave like every other kind of homo - just in an office setting.
Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or you are unsure who the office homo is - its you.
Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.
Every office has an office homo. Its one of those perverse rules of nature. If you think you dont have an office homo, or you are unsure who the office homo is - its you.
Some offices have, briefly, more than one office homo at a time. After a short period of over-exuberant comparisons of hair product and favourite Madonna songs, a nasty fight will ensue with an explosion of malicious office gossip, posturing, weeping and tearful accusations. Only the strongest office homo will remain - the other(s) will either make an ignominious departure, or go straight.
by Sniggalips September 18, 2008
Get the office homomug. A grossly obese man who is supposed to be a public service, but he truly has no respect for the public (private sector) he in fact pisses on them any way he can. His arrests are not based on what the public really needs, they base them on quotas set by their department, so instead of only getting dangerous criminals off the street they may pull over, or single out someone for doing something such as having a brake light out or who was going 56 mph in a 55 mph zone something that we as the public would probably agree is completely ridiculouse and a waste of their time, our time, and our tax payers dollars
John: "hey Jane why are you having such a bad day?"
Jane: "well I slaved at my minimum wage job all day and was picking up my 5 children from school before i had to go to my second job, and then i was pulled over by a fat rude Police officer who wrote me a ticket for having a brake light out, i'm glad he set me straight before i did something really out of line..."
John: "holy crap how much are we paying them to sit on their fat asses and do things like this??"
Jane: "i don't know but whatever you do don't argue with them because they think its justified and they can pretty much do whatever they want"
John: "that's bullshit, so you're telling me we have a bunch of armed men patrolling the public who can single you out and search you or imprison you just because they have probably cause?"
Jane: "yep"
Jane: "well I slaved at my minimum wage job all day and was picking up my 5 children from school before i had to go to my second job, and then i was pulled over by a fat rude Police officer who wrote me a ticket for having a brake light out, i'm glad he set me straight before i did something really out of line..."
John: "holy crap how much are we paying them to sit on their fat asses and do things like this??"
Jane: "i don't know but whatever you do don't argue with them because they think its justified and they can pretty much do whatever they want"
John: "that's bullshit, so you're telling me we have a bunch of armed men patrolling the public who can single you out and search you or imprison you just because they have probably cause?"
Jane: "yep"
by JJdabosshoss November 9, 2013
Get the Police officermug. Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".
by Dr. Mushed May 27, 2018
Get the Fig-Officemug. Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.
- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.
by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017
Get the office exhibitionistmug. by XboxReligion January 2, 2022
Get the Dinosaur Officemug. Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.
"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."
by Reemster October 3, 2014
Get the Office Coffeemug.