Wablamy Horse

Wablamy Man's horse.

Wablamy Man's sidekick is Wablamy Horse, who is an autistic donkey.

by THE ASIAN JESUS March 1, 2019

Make a horse

An artistic, time consuming way of excreting faeces. Inspired by the way glass-blowers make animals out of hot molten glass.

"What are some special skills of yours?"
"I can Make a horse I'll show you."
"you do that too? You're hired"

by 182-90210 February 18, 2011

Horse Humper

A Particular Person who is sexually attracted to horses.

Chigga 1: Herro i just fucked my pet horse
Chigga 2: Da Faq U Horse Humper
Chigga 1: Not my fault -A-

by Not-a-rabbitfucker October 24, 2020

Logan's Horse

Any inanimate object thats been neglected or abused in a sexual manner.

Keith: God, what are you doing on the massage chair?

Tom: Oh... its ok... Its Just my Logan's Horse

by coreyorama March 25, 2011

dump horse

A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.

"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."

by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013

Flappy Horse

The name given to a person that looks like a chicken and sounds like a horse when they run. Also my best friend even though he acts like we're not.

Be my friend Flappy Horse.

I know you know I know you.

Don't ignore me Flappy Horse.

I know your actual name.

by KG.628 January 26, 2017

Horse Penis

The greatest thing to ever conjoin with my anus. It spread me like an eagle's wings and filled me like a jelly doughnut. When it entered my mouth, it slid down my throat like a slip n' slide and thrusted at the speed of sound. When the horse was done, I looked like a pregnant woman that ate expired mayonnaise. After a few minutes, I decided it was my turn. I angled it just right and pushed back and forth until my mayo filled the horse. Soon after, the horse pushed me down and fucked my asshole until it hit my colon. It was so deep I cried with joy. After the experience of a lifetime, I cried to the feeling of no horse penis. With 1,949 dollar, I bought a 208 foot horse penis dildo, opened the miracle, and went for the horse ride of a lifetime. It made my penis spring with joy and made me go for round two with the horse.

Michael Joseph Lee Gibson Loves Horse penis.

by HorseLover 69 December 2, 2022