October 19

Gay day. In this day female or not has a free pass to be gay.

Old man cant wait for october 19 to be gay for a day

by Boltyeet. October 16, 2019

October 25

National ask your crush out day!

Go ask them out! You never know what can happen. I could of just got you a girlfriend/boyfriend

It's October 25 you know what that means ;)

by I know I am a bitch October 16, 2019

October 30

People born on October 30 have a huge a$$ and nice tit$

Have you seen Maude's titties?

Yeah, they must be born on October 30th

by gabyopommes August 16, 2021

October 28th

National spend time with your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant-other day

oh boy its october 28th time to spend time with my boyfriend/girlfriend/significant-other

by WomanSlayer34 October 30, 2020

october 18

if you throw your shortest friend you
like dick in your ass

jesse:”aight watch this imma throw indy”
joe”YO THIS DUDE LIKES DICKS IN HIS ASS”

october 18: if you throw your shortest friend you are gay

by not today joe mana October 17, 2019

October 23

National Punt kick your shortest friend day

Short friend: hey how are you?

Tall friend: nothing but how is the gravity on the moon
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: it’s October 23 national punt kick your friend day
Short friend: WAIT NO
Tall friend: oh wait he’s already in space

by Diamond Carson October 6, 2021

October 26

National Cricket Day
Only bitches are afraid of crickets so use this day as an excuse to scare then

"October 26th is national cricket day so you know what that means......"
"You are gonna scare that bitch with some crickets?"
"Hell yeah"

by Yaboislenderjames October 20, 2019