Skip to main content

Floridian Tan

When one acquires their tan in the Florida sun while wearing their bathing suit, thus having a tan in all exposed areas and shocking white skin elsewhere. Most common form is having a white ass.
My butt is so white!
Working on that Floridian tan I see
by Bull Girl December 11, 2011
mugGet the Floridian Tanmug.

Aaron Tan

Issuing a threat to another person(s) by uploading a home-made video clip to a distribution platform for sharing.
When Steven Lim challenges an 18-year-old boy to a fight, he did his own video à la Aaron Tan and posted it on YouTube.
by Lim-pei May 14, 2012
mugGet the Aaron Tanmug.

Neapoli-Tan

n. An embarrassing case of tan-gone-wrong, when 3 parts of your body all generate different shades of color, most notably white, pink, and brown. Often resembles vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate ice cream flavors, hence the name.

Neapoli-Tans are unintentional, though many pranksters of South Beach Florida have been known to Neapoli-Tan and streak through Miami Beach attacking innocent bystanders. For the latter cases, most Neapoli-Tans are with a Strawberry torso, Vanilla legs, and of course, Chocolate genitals.

The origin of Neapoli-Tan is widely disputed. Though many theories are still debated, some have traced it's roots as far back as the early 1700's, in modern day Kansas, where the indigenous tribes of Omaha and Ponca used the concept of Neapoli-Tan to gain the affection of the local village Princess. They would often use the phrase "Mein bukha hun duba choco" which translates to "Look at my Chocolate genitals", to seduce the native women in their arms.

In 2007, Neapoli-Tan's became subject to internet fame after videos were uploaded on JewTube (Hebrew sister company of video sharing site YouTube) depicting a new form of tan pranking known is "Tan in the Can" where uploaders would Neapoli-Tan their asses for a chance at winning $10,000, funded by viral company "The Search for the Best Damn Cans in the Land". JewTube was closed after Company founder Bernie Weisman was linked to a prostitution ring, registering under his alias "Not Jewish Guy"

See also: Neapolitics
Drewsh: Look at the kid! He's got a red stomach, white legs, and chocolate genitals. That's a Neapoli-Tan!

Guy 1: Why were you looking at his genitals?

Guy 2: Wait. Your name's Drewsh?
by Schnalex July 15, 2010
mugGet the Neapoli-Tanmug.

Thong Tan

A tan that you get on your foot that resembles a thong.

You get it from wearing your flip-flops too much in the sun. After you take you flip-flops off it your foot has a tan shaped like a thong.
*After going to the beach

Lizzy: Awww man, I just got a thong tan on my foot, nasty!!!

Mickey: Lucky for me I wore shoes to avoid getting a thong tan. Looks like a sexy tan, you got there.
by nosePIQ'r October 13, 2010
mugGet the Thong Tanmug.

bro tan

then tan you get on your feet for broing out too much and wearing flipflops everywhere you go.
bro1: wanna bro out tomorrow?
bro2: i need to go to the beach to work on my bro tan.
by senzokikka July 11, 2009
mugGet the bro tanmug.

jayden tan

jayden tan is so stoopid that he fell on himself =D
by yore moum February 13, 2022
mugGet the jayden tanmug.

Kentucky Tan

Did you see the guy on the tractor with a Kentucky Tan?
by Christoph602 July 15, 2011
mugGet the Kentucky Tanmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email