Honey Banana

That state after a long makeout session or other pre-sexual activity whereby some cruel evil bitch just leaves a poor fella all erect, with pre-cum on his dick, blue balls and a bad case of unexpressed sexual tension.

Tim: so did you seal the deal with that chic you went out with yesterday?
Ted: Fuckin bitch!, she had us making out for like 30 mins then just leaves me there all honey banana! . Had to finish myself off after a very hard walk back home.

by Dr.GregoryHouse January 10, 2018

Honey-badging

(verb) To act as if you don't give a damn, and not caring what people think. Taking what you want, and saying "Thanks, Stupid!" Derived from the famous Youtube video about the "Crazy, Nastyass Honey Badger."

I was Honey-badging around town last night and took about 7 shots of tequila and made out with 3 guys.

Adele Honey-badges because people tell her to lose weight and she don't care.

I will Honey-badge around this office until I get promoted.

by LaurenB702 August 30, 2012

midnight honey

Honey which is given in the middle of the night, when showing up unexpectedly at another person's house and waking them. It is done to try to make friends with somebody, but normally is an ineffective strategy.

Rachmaninoff tried to give Stravinsky midnight honey, what a legend.

We should dedicate a tv show to giving out midnight honey and recording people's reactions

by DouglasAdamPuddle June 20, 2020

Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.

Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.

by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

Honey Person

A sweet, loving person, someone who's literally as sweet as honey, an actual angel.

Sarah Paulson is such a honey person.

by taylor paulson June 23, 2021

Honey is smol

That sentence shows that you love someone and he/she is smol to you.

Do you know Honey?
Yeah,Honey is smol.I love her and she is my smol cutie!

by Mitio November 11, 2020

Creamed Honey

Creamed honey is MUCH different than liquid honey, as its thicker and easy to use with recipes. The name "creamed" comes from the honey's consistency that makes it look... creamy! Lots of companies try to make creamed honey well, like Vintage Bee (vintagebee.com) who offers creamed honey 12 amazing flavors!

I love creamed honey in my tea, coffee, sandwiches, and much more!

by VintageBee January 10, 2017