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Brett newton

Always runs like never on time doesn’t know how to drive a bus shouldn’t be a driver everyone should report him Brett newton is a AM Bus Driver at Hamilton depot
by He06$111929 December 30, 2024
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Deadly Newton

A self-defense technique; the act of gripping an opponent’s throat with two fingers positioned just below the Adam’s apple and applying focused, controlled pressure, intended to induce immediate physical shock, momentary disorientation, or temporary incapacitation; typically described as most effective when executed swiftly and in coordination with additional pressure-point techniques.

The name Deadly Newton is derived from a play on words connecting the throat’s “Adam’s apple” with the famous story of Isaac Newton and the falling apple. Just as the apple is said to have struck Newton and inspired his thoughts on force and gravity, the technique centers on applying sudden, focused force near the Adam’s apple. The “Newton” portion references both the historical figure and the scientific unit of force named after him, while “deadly” emphasizes the intense and potentially dangerous nature of the maneuver.
In the heat of the confrontation, he used a Deadly Newton to startle his attacker long enough to break free and escape.
by The Undercover Apple Man February 24, 2026
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Doing a Newton

An insult referring to the act of repeating ones words two or more times, as did Newton in the cartoon Hercules.
Drunkest of 3 Dudes says "Hey, want a beer?" (16 seconds later) "Hey, want a beer?"

Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."

Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"
by trobLd January 24, 2011
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The Nipple Newton

A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018
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Skinny Bert Newton

A special breed of human, can be found wining and dining birds in high class establishments otherwise he's usually running around in creeks like some regular old creek nigga, doesn't mind the send or a few nose beers when he gets the chance.
"Fuck me! Thats skinny bert newton!"
by shackwiz January 14, 2019
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Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)

A bitch, a short ass mothafuker, he probably is packing a good 1.2 inch clock, matthews are not very intelligent but they believe they are.
Bro1: Yo should we invite him to the party

Bro2: nah man his names is Matthew

Bro1: ugh thats gross, we should leave

Matthew (especially with Newton at the end)
by WordGod22 January 28, 2022
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