mullet puss

A mullet puss is when a girls vagina is shaven and bald but they choose not to shave their asshole so it’s all hairy.

“Oh my god I was fucking Brooke the other day and she totally had a mullet puss.”

by Bigchooch15 December 7, 2020

nigga mullet

a nigga wit a mullet

"yo nigga that nigga got a nigga mullet"

by The Grand Method November 8, 2023

sex mullet

Adjective. Formal wear worn by a woman who is looking to conceal her naked body by wearing only a sport coat, while laying in bed waiting for her partner to join. A Sex Mullet is like a mullet haircut, business on the top, party on the bottom. Could be considered a form of lingerie in business districts or political settings.

I new I was in for a good time when I found my wife wearing a Sex Mullet.

I haven’t been to the gym all week, so I’ll just wear my sexiest Sex Mullet

Found a great sports coat today. It’ll make a great Sex Mullet

by Plkellyak May 8, 2018

mullet shy

When one mullet is intimidated by another mullet

Eric didn’t want to tell Jared there was a new mullet in town because he was a little “mullet shy”

by HapaJohn October 14, 2020

Mullet Wazompski

The Love child of Sully and Mike Wazowski. He has a Mullet

"Did you see Mullet Wazompski over there?"
"Yeah, he's so cool!"

by Romcyclator May 25, 2021

workplace mullet

In the age of COVID19, many people are working online and using video conferencing apps. When a person dresses in work clothes from the waist up and doesn't pay attention to what they're wearing below the waist because it can't be seen on video, they're wearing a workplace mullet.

Today on our online staff meeting, I wore a workplace mullet. No one knew I had my pajama bottoms on!

by Author_Dad_Curious April 1, 2020

Mullet Man

A white redneck wannabe with a mullet, generally an alcoholic who enjoys a good time

Larrett: Gahd motha fuckin damn JT that’s gotta me the best looking gahdamn hair cut I ever did see
JT: I am Mullet Man
Larret: Incoherent southern slurred speech* gahdamn Mullet Main

by PogManTommy April 9, 2021