Maria-Mullet

A female with a mullet that believes it looks good and is in style.

The police chief will be in later to perm her Maria-Mullet .

by Soldier309 July 5, 2016

Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.

Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.

by Shootermacgavin January 29, 2018

mullet puss

A mullet puss is when a girls vagina is shaven and bald but they choose not to shave their asshole so it’s all hairy.

“Oh my god I was fucking Brooke the other day and she totally had a mullet puss.”

by Bigchooch15 December 7, 2020

mullet tsunami

An immense wave of (most often) concert go-ers in which picking out one mullet in the crowd to show one's friend becomes overwhelming. The force of all of the mullets over takes anything in its path.

We had just arrived at the Lynyrd Skynyrd show when we were hit with a massive mullet tsunami. There were only a few survivers.

by tmpabst January 7, 2012

Mullet cunt

Someone with a mullet who is a piece of shit to everyone and everything, zero respect for piers and will say there way of doing something is better. Mullet cunt

Stop being a mullet cunt.

Why are you such a mullet cunt.

by BLOCKQFLAT8 October 10, 2023

nigga mullet

a nigga wit a mullet

"yo nigga that nigga got a nigga mullet"

by The Grand Method November 8, 2023

The mullet curse

a abomination of a curse that gives you a mullet. You will know you have the curse when you start speaking a southern redneck accent, you eventually start craving on deer meat, or you start smelling musty. your body will release a smell that repels all women. The only way for the curse to go away is to take a shower, and cut your hair completely.

please remember to take showers everyday, or else you will be a victim to the mullet curse

by Squidward Q. Testicles August 26, 2022