wireless mouse

The stupidest fucking invention ever because it runs on batteries and dies too quick, causing you to slam it repeatedly until its broken and all there's left to slam is your head into the desk.

I have no incentive to go get a real computer mouse because I have this useless wireless mouse with dead batteries right here.

by definingmyworld November 4, 2008

Mouse House

local slang term for the Disney World Resort in Orlando.

Damn I gotta go home and get some sleep. I got to go to work at the Mouse House tomorrow!

by Yostiemonster February 1, 2006

mouse mat

A hairy bush of a vagina with a tampon string hanging out of it, or possibly dangling in the wind.

Man, I was gonna munch that puss 'til I realized it was a mouse mat.

by george pooney April 3, 2008

mouse

Another word to describe females who are easy on the eye.

Guy A: Dude, the girls at the Foo Fighters concert was on point.
Guy B: Man, the mouse was happening. There was an overload.

by roadfighter September 14, 2016

Mosey Wosey

Slang term for motel.

The players club (movie)

Dad (pulling out gun) :"Where are taking my little girl?"

Blue:I figured we go out to eat you know maybe go..

Dad:*shoots gun* You sure you're not taking her to the mosey wosey??

Blue:Mosey Wosey ??????

Dad:Motel ! Don't play dumb

by Karizii1ak October 15, 2016

mouse ear

A tight vagina. The opposite of a wizard's sleeve

"Her ***** was so tight, it felt like I was ******* a mouse ear!"

by thadddeus April 6, 2009

Moosey

The feeling one get when he/she stays up waaaay past their bedtime. Usually accompanied by the yelling of random phrases, uncontrollable laughter and unusual excitement.

Jim: I LIKE BAGELS!!!!!

John: Dude, are you ok?
Jim: No man, I'm so moosey
John: Makes sense, it's almost 4 in the morning
Jim: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
John: .....

by St0mpie June 16, 2011