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Morales

A Morales is a person who is unintentionally hilarious simply by existing. Someone who is violently obsessed with the Dodgers despite having the athletic ability of a baked potato. Wears a hat with a few confused strands of hair poking out like they’re trying to escape, usually sings every song with full confidence and zero correct lyrics, and somehow waits until the last possible second to do his job and then screams at everyone else like they dropped the ball. He also snores like a chainsaw in a log cabin, yet somehow sleeps there looking sweet and innocent, which honestly feels disrespectful. A Morales is chaotic, lovable, and the funniest disaster you’ll ever meet.
“Bro, stop being a Morales and fix your hat.”
by certifiedmenance November 29, 2025
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morale network

Internet networks separate from business use, typically deployed in remote areas such as work camps, mining facilities, and military deployments. Code word for "network on which Netflix and porn are not blocked."
Joe is digging the new HD streaming after upgrades to the morale network.
by dephlogisticated July 1, 2020
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Morally chill

Describes someone or something that embodies a morality that is acceptable or agreeable relative to self
Dude, my college roommate is morally chill.
by Morally chill boiiii May 29, 2018
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