Blasting Moose

A the act or attempt of having sexual relationship with a very fat or unnatractive woman.

Dominating ugly women with your manly member.

Bill Maher totally likes to blasting moose.

I can't believe someone would want to blast that moose!

Guys its been so long since I've got some. Time to go blast a moose!

That bitch think she so hot. Some one should blast her moose.

by k2000k August 10, 2011

moose canoe

Someone who exceeds the limits of Douche Canoe

You are acting like a moose canoe.

by DEMON.69 June 21, 2017

Moose Hanger

A unusually large, girthy sized penis.

Nick has a moose hanger!

by moosehanger101 July 01, 2022

moose peakin'

Used to describe the way poo log looks (like a moose head that's peaking out). This usually occurs when one is in dire need to use the bathroom.

"How much longer is he going to be in the bathroom? I've got a moose peakin' here!"

by Fetching Black Cat April 23, 2005

totta mooses

finnish positive answer to question. almost same as "sure" or mos def

-lähdetäänkö illalla ryyppäämään?
-totta mooses!
-let's go boozing tonight?
-sure!

by matti March 09, 2005

Moose Job

The act of rubbing a moose's rack, or antlers. This is extremely pleasurable to both moose and human. However the "Moose Job," is not only reserved for moose because it can be performed on humans.

Yo Johnny do you see Carl anywhere? Ya he is so lucky he's getting a moose job

by i am a mooselim October 25, 2010

Moose On The Loose

When someone smears their shit all over the stall,on the toilet, on the floors. And leaves it for the next person.

Yo I walked into the bathroom stall shit was smeared everywhere..... THERES A MOOSE ON THE LOOSE!!!?

by Aggieballer33 October 06, 2017