Melt

Someone who over complicates something for the sake of it causing annoyance to colleagues.

"Tim is such a melt"

by Funsp123 December 8, 2022

melt lord

someone you try to stay away from but keeps coming back with there so call 'vape skills'. They normally cry at the club and don't turn up to their own plans.

Peter is such a fucking melt lord

by Yoitsyaboiii July 15, 2017

melt

An idiot.

Juliet Coen is a fucking melt

by JackLyons24 February 24, 2025

melt

getting high from drugs which produce a calming or euphoric high (typically drugs like opioids or benzodiazepines)

I think im gonna melt tonight

by oxy2022 June 9, 2022

Melt the Lard

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.

Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.

It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!

by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

Melt

Northern Irish (particularly Belfast) slang which means to be in a state of frustration, confusion or burn out. Also can pertain to a situation being stressful or agitating.

"That shift in work was a complete melt"

"Leave me alone, my heads melted"

"You're a melt"

by Fyobbs June 17, 2022

Melt

An individual that submits easily. Someone who appears weak or lame.
An individual acting or appearing naive/stupid.

Shut up you Melt. What are you talking about you Melt.

by Tiny675 December 22, 2017