Melons

Melons are the most holy creation on earth. The melon god will save this world and reincarnate every being at the end of man

There is one Melon God and he is amongst us

ALL PRAISE THE ALL MIGHTY MELON -Pope 2020

Melon God (a being that will save us all)
Melons (a almighty being capable of destroying worlds)

by Melon_69 December 15, 2020

Melon head

An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.

Come here idiot melon head

by Sharky1325 January 17, 2018

Melon

Is an Ellen

Oh wow that Melon is an Ellen

by Melon and pineapple April 29, 2019

Melon

Is a fruit that all niggas like.

¨Yo my nigga wheres my melons nigga?¨

by Tweet2831 April 4, 2017

Melon Bag

It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze.

I totally melon bagged Stephanie the other night

by Jordab February 19, 2022

melon sniffer

someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.

dude your such a wanker cunt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer

by euan murray April 11, 2016

zest carrot melon ball

Going in a public voice call and shunning your friend from said call. Then demanding privacy in that public call. AKA a nickellise

Nick and Ellise are pulling a zest carrot melon ball.

by log_cabin February 19, 2023